Prologue

Gogul Says
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly"

"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be."

"When Life Gives You Questions, Gogul Google has Answers"

"Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken."

"Who needs the library? I've got Google!"

"Better to be a nerd than an idiot."

"Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!"



Once upon a time...start reading from the first chapter from here

Monday, January 11, 2010 Posted by Ashish Gourav   12 comments:

They say life hits you with surprises when you sleep and don’t expect any of them. Don’t make weird faces, I made this up; introduced Mehul, Kavya, Raghu and ahem Rashi, there was enough introduction about them, let us start the real part where it all began.

One fine day, Rashi pinged me at Yahoo messenger, and we had a long chat. Apparently, her parents were having another not-so welcome war of words in front of her few hours back and she had no one to talk to and express herself, so she logged in and found me online. She said “Hi” and I acted as I’m not online opened my notepad and wrote this “sorry was busy with some work, so how are you?” I waited 30 seconds and she types “you there?” I waited 5 more seconds and then did “ctrl+c” and “ctrl+v” from the notepad. She didn’t type for 10 seconds and then I got impatient and she explained that was busy with another chat window. I thanked god for not letting my act back-firing on me.

She went on describing about her father and mother; I kept on ignoring all her stuffs related to it. I was getting bored and joked, “Let’s write a Computer program to stop your father and mother yelling at each other.” and she started giggling not literally, she used smiley messages to convey her giggles, smiles and “laughing out loud” expressions.



She suggested meeting at a CCD near her place at 5 in the evening and I hesitantly agreed upon the idea. I had to complete all my pending chemistry and physics assignments but I thought thrice and couldn’t say “no” to the prospects of hanging out with a sweet girl like Rashi.
We entered the café coffee day with both our right foot at the same time in unison as we were programmed to do so. Rashi and I also saw that and exchanged smiles. Rashi insisted upon sitting on a seat facing the entrance, and without thinking too much I agreed upon.

She started talking about her school, career, parents and her first crush. I was almost sleeping but occasionally could see the animated facial expressions of Rashi. I finally decided to sit upright and started looking at her eyes while listening to her and that was more than a stimulant and I really needed to decaffeinate after that.

As I was suddenly gaining interest in her words, Rashi quickly ducked under the table for 20 seconds and rose again. I was perplexed but she said “we will have to leave the place as soon as possible”, I was not in a mood to go so early but I didn’t speak anything and came out of that place.

Immediately after getting out, Rashi apologized for her strange behavior and said her father had just entered the place and so she had to do that.
I was relieved; I didn’t want her parents to think that I’m her boyfriend.
We then went on a long walk to her place and I left her 100 meters before the entrance gate to her house as guided by Rashi.

As I was on my way back home, a SMS beeped “want to meet again?” to which I replied “Yes” with eagerness of a child, to which she said “come online @ 9 PM”.
This was just a beginning to a thing which shouldn’t have been started in the first place. SMSes, Online Chats, Phone conversations and my academic life was being continuously screwed.

One day the worst happened. Kavya started banging on my door and I quickly put on my pajama and opened the door.
“You are in a big trouble!” Kavya exclaimed and when I asked the reason, she said “fiitjee has sent mark sheets and Mehul and you have done very badly.” I was shocked and rushed downstairs with Kavya.
“What are you doing Gogul? Wasting your parents money here staying far away from them?” aunty asked with an expression never used by her before and I felt very bad looked down.
Kavya was also lecturing us. When you prepare for IIT-JEE, everybody has an opinion about your preparations. Mehul got irritated with Kavya and threw the glass bowl at her, which wobbled to hit at her head. She shouted and fell and within seconds blood came out and she fainted.

Mehul was shocked and kept standing with eyes wide open and expressionless!



(---Continued on next "Nerdy Chapter"----)

Thursday, December 10, 2009 Posted by Ashish Gourav   7 comments:

“Hey! What’s happening guys?” Kavya was shocked to see us together in such an apparently awkward position...
I pulled my hands backwards and Rashi began to hide her so-obvious “Blush”.


Rashi adjusted her hairs and stood straight-up. I was totally confused to speak anything to cover up this but Rashi spoke. “Hey Kavya! Why don’t you play cricket with us …?”

“Come on! I don’t want to play cricket, I just love to watch it on TV.”
“Okay Kavya, I think I should leave now” Rashi waved a bye to me and I smiled back, the moment I turned my face towards Kavya I could see the grin on her face asking obvious questions.

I asked Kavya, “What?”
Kavya said nothing and left. I started wondering why Kavya behaved like this but some other thoughts started to make suddenly appear from nowhere. Was Rashi’s behavior normal? Rashi is a girl I’d known for just a brief period of time but there was something cosmic in it; whenever she was in front of my eyes I felt something unusual it’s not that I meet girls quite often so that may the only explanation for it.
I’d to prepare for my tests, I started to read physics. Rotational motion was the topic.

“The rigid body keeps rotating with the same angular speed unless there is some external torque”… in ways it’s just an extension of Newton’s first Law but this was more contextual in my case as my mind was symbolically rotating around Rashi, the first time we met, the Orkut friend request, the flying bat… oops that’s it now it is hurting me!

As Richard Feynman once explained that learning the laws of physics is like learning the rules of playing chess… in a similar way I was trying to know about girls and though I haven’t learnt a single rule correctly.



Kavya entered the room, “Lunch is ready, come downstairs.”… I was engrossed in one question; I didn’t notice her or pay any heed to what she was speaking so I said “hmmm…” and it used to happen most of the time with me, so she sat on the bed and looked at my notebook.
What she noticed didn’t help any of my cause; I was busy doing a problem but at the top of the page there was an ambigram which read Rashi from left to right and Gogul from right to left.

She pointed at the ambigram and tapped at it. I was drawn out of my concentration and given a question like that, how could I handle that…?
I tried to befool her turned the notebook 180 degrees and said that I was trying to write Gogul in different styles but realized the notebook is upside down, and when I started to solve problems I was astonished to see that it read Rashi… is it not amazing?

Sigh! I thought I had given a succinct explanation for it, though Kavya bought my explanation I could sense she wasn’t fully satisfied.

To add to her suspicion, as we were walking down the stairs Rashi sent me a text message and at that point of time it was in Kavya’s hand.
She quickly opened it
It read
“How is your head Google? Oops Gogul :P”
Kavya mocked Rashi’s voice and started to make fun of my name…
She immediately flashed the screen of my cell to Mehul and they both started giggling.
“Lunch is ready kids” Aunty voiced from kitchen
I took my chair and started to fiddle with my mobile and it beeped again…



(---Continued on next "Nerdy Chapter"----)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 Posted by Ashish Gourav   7 comments:

Rashi took an unusual but “typical girly stance”; Mehul delivers a full-tossed up delivery to which Rashi attacks like an excited Dhoni...


Before I tell what happened next, you must know a fact that a cricketer eyes the ball and then whips the bat and not in the reverse order. If you try to do that the consequences could be depending on your luck, I suppose you are not as lucky as Newton that you’ll propose some revolutionary law after you are struck by the ball.

Rashi’s luck in this case was somewhat better. She was able to connect the bat with the ball but unfortunately she couldn’t control the momentum of the willow and it flew from her hands to hit me on my forehead.

I immediately fell on the ground and became numb and motionless with agony. Raghu and Mehul, the coward nerds presumed that I was dead, ran away from the place. Rashi observed me and started coming close to me and I saw her thumping the air as she saw me moving; she also thought that I was dead.

Rashi sat beside me and asked, “Are you Okay?”

Obviously, I was not “okay”, “NO!” I replied.

Rashi started uttering some words, “...What should I do? We should go to kavya...” and then she asked me to get up.

I refused, “What? I can’t; don’t you see that my CPU has just been through a terrifying attack?”

“I’ll give you support but stop being acting like a kid and get-up” Rashi grunted
“Ohh! It’s paining!”

I tried to stand and fell down... “Rashi I’m not standing anymore”
“Come-on hold my hand Google” Rashi winked
“It’s Gogul and not Google!” another medulla oblongata reaction.

We started walking and I was in immense discomfort but realized that my arm was around Rashi’s shoulder. It was for the first time that I was so close to a girl. My emergency alarm was switched on. I moved my face away from her and closed my eyes.

The 20 metres distance felt as if it was 20 km...

“Gogul Open your eyes; I’m not going to kill you!” Rashi replied as we entered Kavya’s room to get the first-aid box.
“Sit here! Let me just search the box” Rashi removed my arm from her and it felt very awkward as she smiled.



“Whoa! Got it” Rashi shouted after locating the box.
“Let me now treat my patient- Gogul!” Rashi tried to sound childish and it was annoying.

....

“Wait! Wait! Wait! What is that ointment on the cotton? Is it Polysporin or Neosporin?” I raised her eyebrows with that question.
“What? Why?” two questions at the same time, which means she is not interested in the answer but is annoyed with me.

“I’m allergic to Neosporin” I replied.

“But, Neosporin with three components>>neomycin sulphate, polymixin B sulphate and bacitracin- may treat or prevent a wider range of bacterial infections.” Rashi with her naive knowledge about the two drugs even increased my pain. “Anyways it’s not Neosporin, I’m using polysporin.”
“BTW, we forgot to wash your wound!” Rashi exclaimed

Rashi came with a water-soaked cotton-ball and smoothly began swiping my forehead and again that alarm was switched “ON”.
Rashi moved my turned away face towards her and held it with her left hand and cleaned my wound. She then applied the ointment and announced that she’s done with the first-aid.

I opened my eyes and I straight looked into Rashi’s, no one batted an eyelid for 10 seconds and then I said “Thank-You”. Rashi smiled and held my hands and my heartbeat started racing like this VIDEO[must-watch!]

“Hey! What’s happening guys?” Kavya was shocked to see us together in such an apparently awkward position...
I pulled my hands backwards and Rashi began to hide her so-obvious “Blush”.




(---Continued on next "Nerdy Chapter"----)

 
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